Tolu Ogunlesi and Japheth Omojuwa scoffs at D'banj & Don Jazzy on twitter

 

The split between D'banj and Don Jazzy is undoubtedly the most sensational split in the Nigerian entertainment industry. Just last night, popular political and human rights writers Tolu Ogunlesi and Japheth Omojuwa took to their twitter handles to depict a mock scenerio of the fight between D'banj and Don Jazzy with a very interesting bite of satire and caricature. I bet the duo of the erstwhile Mo'Hits partners will cringe in shame to see how their once envied friendship has become a subject of ridicule. Contnue to see some of the tweets that I found very hilarious after the cut...you go laugh tire... 

12h J Japheth-Omojuwa‏@omojuwa

Because @toluogunlesi is a twitter addict, I can understand how he hacks my account every now and then. Not saying he did o

12h J Japheth-Omojuwa‏@omojuwa

The first time @toluogunlesi flew in my dad's private jet, he cried through out my stay in the air. Shouting "driver mo fe bole"

12h tolu ogunlesi‏@toluogunlesi

After I signed @omojuwa to Occupy Records I took him to Jade Garden to celebrate. After, he cleared his plates and was going to the kitchen

12h J Japheth-Omojuwa‏@omojuwa

I love my fans and all but it is easy for them to support @toluogunlesi because he shares recharge cards on twitter

12h J Japheth-Omojuwa‏@omojuwa

BTW, Tolu is one of my favourite writers. No need to cc him jor

12h J Japheth-Omojuwa‏@omojuwa

@toluogunlesi almost became Diezani's P and GEJ's New Media guy. I stopped him. Look where his life would have headed now

12h J Japheth-Omojuwa‏@omojuwa

“@MustaphaDabogi: Breaking : @omojuwa & @toluogunlesi twitter handles hacked by D'banj and Don jazzy.” LMAOOOOO

12h J Japheth-Omojuwa‏@omojuwa

When I told @toluogunlesi "give her head" he gave the girl a head butt. She still doesn't use her right eye till today

12h J Japheth-Omojuwa‏@omojuwa

You can make your point without saying you bought all the other guys cars and taught them how to give head bla bla

12h J Japheth-Omojuwa‏@omojuwa

LMAOOOOOOOooooOOOOooOooo

12h tolu ogunlesi‏@toluogunlesi

I told @omojuwa we can conquer the world. But his vision was to conquer small small twitter gals. Can I force my vision on him?

12h J Japheth-Omojuwa‏@omojuwa

When @toluogunlesi won his CNN award, I was nominated for a Nobel Literature prize. I rejected it. I wanted my brother to shine

12h J Japheth-Omojuwa‏@omojuwa

Yes I wrote @toluogunlesi 's JAMB and SSCE since he couldn't do it himself for 6 years. No point saying this. He is my bro

13h Kingsdollar Jideani‏@Kingsdollar

@omojuwa D'banj īs lukn for cheap sympathy! After screwing it during/after occuppy protest he tuk to PR job to shore up his battered image!

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13h J Japheth-Omojuwa‏@omojuwa

D'banj had a good interview but he said too many things to undermine whatever was left of his relationship with his bro

13h J Japheth-Omojuwa‏@omojuwa

The day I brought @toluogunlesi to Lagos, he paid an area boy N500 for looking at Eric Moore towers. I beat the Area boy though

13h tolu ogunlesi‏@toluogunlesi

@omojuwa threatened to mute himself on Twitter I was the one that begged him, and then paid for tutorials. He's my brother, God dey

13h J Japheth-Omojuwa‏@omojuwa

See, the thing is I never blow my trumpet, I paid @toluogunlesi 's fare to Lagos then handed him over to @Chude

13h J Japheth-Omojuwa‏@omojuwa

I cannot fight @toluogunlesi . You don't fight someone you helped "toast" his first girlfriend and had to do her to show him how

13h tolu ogunlesi‏@toluogunlesi

But @omojuwa is still my bro. We're still one by God's grace. Last week I still recommended him for kerosene license. Ask @diezanimadueke.

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